Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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