But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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