It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
