YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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