i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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