At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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