I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
bring money and cleavage
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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