I'm really into asian looking animals
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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