i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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