ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
