return my video game
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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