clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize