This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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