Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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