are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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