I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Never underestimate the power of titties
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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