He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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