A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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