that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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