you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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