If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
