The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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