I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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