My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize