did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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