i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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