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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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