Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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