Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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