I have demons in me.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
dude. I can hear the air.
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