Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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