I must be too annoying 4 u.
More tranny stories later!
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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