this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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