I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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