I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wish you could order shots online.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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