Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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