Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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