We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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