who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I don't deserve a penis
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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