i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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