My nipple is on Facebook.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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