i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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