windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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