he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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