just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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