I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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