Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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