So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wat bout pragnant strippers??
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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