Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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