do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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