What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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