Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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