You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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