She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Randomize
