i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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